ECLIPSE TRAILER = WET PANTIES.

OK SO I WAS GOING TO TRY AND BE ALL COOL GIRL MONI, THIS TEENY BOPPER VAMPIRE SHIT DON'T PHASE ME, BUT FUCK THAT I SAW THIS LITTLE BLIP OF THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA, ECLIPSE, AND ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE. ITS LIKE PUBERTY ALL OVER AGAIN AND I AM BEYOND EXCITED. SOMEONE GET ME A BOP AND TRAPPER KEEPER STAT. SO BASICALLY TO SUM UP THE BELOW BECAUSE YOU KNOW I HAVE TO GIVE YOU MY TWO CENTS ON EVERYTING (MY BLOG REMEMBER): BELLA IS LOOKING PRETTIER WITH A LITTLE MORE COLOR, BUT HER BROWS ARE STILL AS FLATTERING AS A DRAWN ON LINE. CAN SOMEONE GIVE THAT GIRL SOME ARCH? ROB IS STILL BROODING AND ALL "IM GONNA SAVE YOU BUT YET IM THE REASON EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL AND EAT YOU" WHICH IS COMPLETELY ANNOYING. VICTORIA IS STILL WEARING CLOTHES THAT SHE BOUGHT AT A HIPPIE STREET FAIR AND PRETTY MUCH HER HAIR AND MEAN MONSTER JUMP/ STOMP THAT SHE DOES IN LIKE EVERY SCENE, ARE THE ONLY THINGS GOING FOR HER. AND TAYLOR, OOOHHH TAYLOR, HE HAS PROGRESSED FROM JEAN CUTOFFS TO SOME SORT OF KHAKI DICKIE CUT OFF AND I AM NOT MAD. I SEE THEY LIGHTENED UP ON THE GEL ON HIS HURRR, TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE MORE OF A JUST-FUCKED DISHEVELED LOOK AND I LIKEY. TAY TAY, BE MINE! JUNE 30TH Y'ALL, CATCH ME IN LINE 3 HRS AHEAD OF A SCREENING OF ECLIPSE IN A THEATER NEAR YOU WEARING A SHIRT THAT DAYS "DIE BELLA". ANYWAYS, HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS I DID.