UGLY BOOTS.

ALL I REALLY WANT IS A PAIR OF UGLY BOOTS. NOT TOO CLEAN, NOT TOO CUTE. JUST A LITTLE DIRTY AND SHITTY LIKE I'VE BEEN WORKING IN THE MINES ALL DAY RACKING COAL AND SPITTING INTO A BUCKET. THE ECONOMY'S BAD ENOUGH, WE CAN PRETEND THIS IS THE 1920'S DEPRESSION, I CAN WEAR MY UGLY BOOTS, YOU CAN SNEER, AND WE CAN ALL GO ABOUT OUR BIZNESS. FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: DEENA & OZZIE LACE-UP BOOTIE, $68; ALFRED BROGUE WORKBOOTS, $145; WE WHO SEE FIELD BOOT, $128. CHEERS.