LEATHER IS BETTER. ( 0 )

THANKS TO MODERN FASHION LEATHER IS NO LONGER RESERVED FOR BIKER CHICKS, COWBOYS/GIRLS, AND EXTREME FOB'S. LATELY I HAVE SEEN HOT RENDITIONS OF EVERYTHING FROM THE CLASSIC LEATHER JACKET TO THE LEATHER MINI & KNEE-LENGTH SKIRT. NOW THANKS TO THE BELOW TWO OPTIONS YOU CAN SPORT SOME FINE LEATHER UP TOP TO ACCENTUATE YOUR LOVELY LADY PARTS. I PERSONALLY LOVE THE LOOK OF THE LEATHER BANDEAU/ TUBE TOP AND THINK THAT THE MIXTURE OF THE HARD LOOKING LEATHER TEXTURE, WITH THE FEMININE AND VERY TEMPTING SEXINESS OF THE STRAPLESS TOP ARE A HOT COMBO. DONT BE SCURRED TO ROCK THE LEATHER (OR PLEATHER) LADIES. BELOW PLEASE FIND A CHEAPER PLEATHER & MORE EXPENSIVE DESIGNER LEATHER OPTION THAT YOU CAN ROCK WITH CONFIDENCE. HOOOTTTTT.


FROM TOP TO BOTTOM: PLEATHER BANDEAU TOP, $72; FENDI MOLDED LEATHER BUSTIER, $980.

JEREMY SCOTT x ADIDAS, ORIGINAL BY ORIGINALS. ( 1 )

PEEP PHOTOS FROM THE LOOKBOOK OF THE NEW FALL/ WINTER 2009 ADIDAS ORIGINAL BY ORIGINALS LINE BY JEREMY SCOTT. DESPITE THE FACT THAT THIS LINE CONTAINS FULL ON LEOPARD TRACK SUITS FOR MEN, AND I KNOW I WOULD NOT WANT TO SEE MY MAN WEARING THAT SHIT OUT, THE GIRLS STUFF IS SUPER CUTE. LOVE THE MAP DRESS, AND GIRAFFE SWEATSHIRT, AS WELL AS THE TV OFF SCREEN SKIRT AND OVERSIZED ADIDAS LOGO SWEATSHIRT. WOULD WEAR THEM ALL. BELOW ENJOY A LOOK AND A VIDEO OF THE COLLECTION BY NABIL ELDERKIN.

JEREMY SCOTT web video thingy... Dir. NABIL from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

RETARD ALERT: AA TEMPERATURE SENSITIVE TEES. ( 2 )

SOMEONE CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT THIS IS JUST STUPID. I AM A BIG FAN OF AMERICAN APPAREL BUT SOMETIMES THEIR DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO DESIGN OUTLANDISH AND CUTTING-EDGE SHIT JUST COMES OUT WRONG AND STUPID. POINT IN CASE, THE UNISEX THERMOCHROMATIC SHEER JERSEY T-SHIRT, RETAILING FOR $28. THESE TEES ARE MADE WITH A TEMPERATURE SENSITIVE PIGMENT THAT CHANGES COLOR WHEN EXPOSED TO SUNLIGHT/ HEAT. IT ALSO HAPPENS TO HAVE A DISCLAIMER IN ITS DESCRIPTION THAT READS "AVOID PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO SUNLIGHT" WHICH DEFEATS ITS ENTIRE PURPOSE AND BASICALLY MEANS IT CAN ONLY BE WORN BY VAMPIRES WHO AVOID SUNLIGHT ANYWAYS. ALTHOUGH THIS COLOR CHANGING SHIRT WOULD MOST DEFINITELY ENTERTAIN AN 8 YEAR OLD, IT ALSO MERITS TODAY'S RETARD ALERT, IN HONOR OF AMERICAN APPAREL. WTF WERE YOU GUYS THINKING, TOO MUCH ASSLESS PANTY HOSE AND GLITTERY SPANDEX HAS FUGGED UP YO HEAD.

EAR COUTURE. ( 1 )

AS PER MY PREVIOUS POSTS EARPIECE ACCESSORIES HAVE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION AMONG HIGH FASHION (AND FASHION IN GENERAL) AS A WAY TO SPRUCE UP AN OUTFIT/ ENSEMBLE/ RUNWAY SHOW/ ETC. FASHION LOVERS MARY-KATE & AHSLEY OLSEN PAYED YET ANOTHER HOMAGE TO ANIMAL EARS AT AN APPEARANCE THEY MADE AT THE OPENING CEREMONY FLAGSHIP STORE IN TOKYO, THROUGH THEIR MAISON MICHEL LACE MICKEY MOUSE AND RABBIT EARS. EVEN THOUGH THE OLSENS FASHION TENDENCIES ARE OFTEN REMINISCENT OF HOMELESS CHIC(THINK THE "DERELICT" COLLECTION FROM ZOOLANDER)AND THEY CAN SEEM TO MAKE ANY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER ITEM LOOK CHEAP, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE THE LOOK OF THE EARS. THE LACE MAKES THEM VERY FEMININE, BUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE BLACK AND LOOK VERY FRESHLY CUT & SEWN (AND EVEN A LITTLE MESSY) GIVES THEM JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF DARK & DREARY. HOT. IF I HAD A REASON TO WEAR SUCH AN ACCESSORY I WOULD TOTALLY WANT ONE.


IF YOU WANT TO COP YOURSELF A PAIR BOTH OF THEM ARE AVAILABLE HERE: MAISON MICHEL MICKEY MOUSE EARS LACE HEADBAND, $422.53; MAISON MICHEL RABBIT EARS LACE HEADBAND, $422.53.

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: RIP DJ AM. ( 0 )

I KNOW I AM A COUPLE DAYS LATE ON THIS BUT AS I FOUND OUT THAT DJ AM HAD PASSED I COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO BLOG ABOUT IT. IT SEEMED TO UNREAL THAT THE AMAZING TALENTED MAN THAT I HAD SEEN SPIN ONLY 2 WEEKS BEFORE WAS NOW GONE. I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF AM FOR YEARS NOW AND HAVE SEEN HIM SPIN EVERYWHERE FROM CINESPACE, LAX, BARDOT, TO HARD, AND EVEN RAIN IN VEGAS. HE WAS THE KIND OF DJ THAT MADE ME WANT TO GO OUT NO MATTER WHERE IT WAS HE WAS PLAYING, AND ALTHOUGH I WASNT HIS BFF OR ANYTHING CLOSE, HE ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE THE SWEETEST MOST GENUINE GUY. HE RADIATED A POSITIVE ENERGY THAT GAVE HIS MUSIC AN EVEN BIGGER PRESENCE AND LET ME TELL YOU, DUDE KNEW HOW TO THROW A PARTY. I HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING HIM A WHILE BACK AND IT NEVER CEASED TO AMAZE ME HOW TALENTED HE WAS. TO ME, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER HOW HE DIED. I WAS, AM, AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE DISTRAUGHT OVER HIS PASSING. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LIKE HIM. BELOW YOU CAN PEEP A LITTLE PHOTO TRIBUTE TO AM ON BEHALF OF BPM, AND VIDEO OF HIS LAST BANANA SPLIT SUNDAE. A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL BUT NONE OF US COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED IT WOULD BE THE LAST. RIP DJ AM, YOU WILL BE MISSED, BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN.

KIM KARDASHIAN IN YRB. ( 0 )

I WAS BROWSING THROUGH THE KIM KARDASHIAN BLOG (YES I FREQUENT IT FROM TIME TO TIME. IM A NOSEY BITCH), AND I CAM ACROSS THIS SPREAD THAT SHE DID FOR THE LATEST ISSUE OF YRB MAGAZINE. THIS IS VERYYYY DIFFERENT FROM HER USUAL GLAMMED UP CHA CHA LOOK AND EVENTHOUGH I AM NOT DIGGING THE DORTHY HAMIL BOWL CUT THEY GAVE HER, THE FASHION IS AMAZING. POINT IN CASE: THE BEADED HEADPIECE, THE RED CORSET-STRUCTURED DRESS, AND THOSE FUCKING SHOES IN THE LAST PIC!! HOLLLLY HELL THOSE ARE FIRE, GIVE THEM TO ME KNOW. I DONT KNOW IF ITS JUST ME BUT THOSE SHOES ARE YELLING "FUCK ME" LOUD & CLEAR. GIMME!

ANDRE LIMA SPRING/SUMMER 2010. ( 0 )

I HAVE OFFICIALLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE ANDRE LIMA SPRING/ SUMMER 2010 LINE. OUT OF BRAZIL, HE CAPTURES THE COLORS AND LIVLINESS THAT THE COUNTRY IS KNOWN FOR (THINK RIO AND CARNIVAL). THE OUTFITS ARE SOOOOO HOT AND REMIND ME OF A DYNASTY MEETS PICASSO SHAPE AESTHETIC. I'M EVEN DIGGING THE HEADPIECES. TOTALLY GOING TO WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO WORK TOMORROW (I WISH!). BELOW ARE SOME OF MY FAVES, OF WHICH I WOULD WEAR EACH AND EVERY ONE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO PEEP MORE PHOTOS FROM THE RUNWAY YOU CAN CATCH THEM HERE. GIMMMMMEEEEEEEEE.

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD. ( 0 )

I DUNNO WHAT IT IS ABOUT TODAY THAT GAVE ME AN EYE FOR METALLICS, BUT I ALREADY DID SILVER SO NOW ITS TIME FOR EVERYTHING GOLD. THANKS TO NET-A-PORTER I AM CURRENTLY DROOLING OVER ALL OF THE BELOW ITEMS. DIGGING FOR GOLD AND I FOUND MYSELF SOME BIG ONES (AND I MEAN THAT IN A NON-PICKING-MY-NOSE KIND OF WAY). PEEP...

PAUL & JOE WIVIANA SEQUINED MINI DRESS, $610; CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN ROBOT 120 ANKLE BOOTS, $1,295; CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN JOSEFA 120 PLATFORM SANDALS, $1,025; LANVIN METALLIC LEATHER SANDALS, $1,040.

KAWS, INTERVIEW MAG SEPT 2009. ( 0 )

ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS, AND A CONTINUAL TOPIC OF CONVERSATION ON CASH MONI, KAWS IS FEATURED IN THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE OF INTERVIEW MAGAZINE IN A PIECE HE WORKED ON, ON MICHAEL JACKSON. I THINK THIS IS TOTALLY APPROPRIATE AS BOTH ARTISTS ARE WELL KNOWN FOR THEIR OWN STYLE WHITE GLOVE PORTRAYAL. LOVE IT. NATALIE PORTMAN GRACES THIS MONTH'S COVER AND YOU CAN GO COP YOURS NOW.

iPHONE BATSHIT CRAZY. ( 0 )

A CO-WORKER SENT ME THIS FUNNY TAKE ON THE iPHONE COMMERCIALS AND I HAD TO REPOST IT. ITS MOSTLY FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS SO TRUE. THE iPHONE TALKS STALKERDOM TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL WITH ITS 1000000 APPS AND ALL KINDS OF WEIRD TRACKING FUNCTIONS. FUCK THAT SHIT! I KNOW PLENTY OF PPL (AHEM MY BF) WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR iPHONE, NEVER PUTTING IT DOWN, AND WHO HAVE APPS ON EVERYTHING FROM MAKING DRINKS, TO SHIT THAT HAS THE PHONE GUESS YOUR AGE (BECAUSE WHY WOULDNT IT) AND EVEN FUCKING LIGHT SABER APPLICATIONS. I THINK THE iPHONE IS BAD ASS BUT ALL THIS MESS HAS GOT TO STOP. SHIT IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. SICKENING!

SILVER. ( 0 )

WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE PHOTOGRAPHY OF GUIDO ARGENTINI AND I CAME ACROSS THESE BEAUTIFUL AND SUPER HOT SILVER PIECES, THAT ARE NOW AVAILABLE AS PRINTS ON PHOTOGRAPHERS LIMITED EDITION. IS IT JUST ME OR DO THESE REALLY MAKE YOU WANT TO BE PAINTED SILVER FROM HEAD TO TOE. IT LOOKS AMAZING, AND GODDAMN HOW DID THEY GET THE PAINT ALL UP IN HER BUTTCRACK? THAT LOOKS LIKE AN INFECTION WAITING TO HAPPEN. LOVE IT (THE PIECES NOT THE INFECTION).

ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY OFFICE JUNK PT.II ( 0 )

MORE GOOD STUFF COURTESY OF SANRIO FOR THE OFFICE BOSS LADY. DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT I CAN'T HAVING MY DESK AND OFFICE SPACE LOOKING LIKE A MENTAL INSTITUTION WITH ALL WHITE WALLS AND NO CHARACTER. PEEP THE BELOW CUTEASS GOODIES.

HELLO KITTY MINI DESK ACCESSORY SET: BEAR, $8.95; LITTLE TWIN STARS MEMO PAD IN CASE: TWINKLE, $7.50; LITTLE TWIN STARS MECHANICAL PENCIL, $7.50; HELLO KITTY MINI CALCULATOR: DIAMOND, $6.95;

CHLOE TERRY WEDGES. ( 0 )

SIGHHHHHHHH<3 ON SALE FOR $248 AT ZOE.

YOUR SORRY LITTLE EMO ASS IS NOT COOL. ( 3 )

NEWS FLASH: BEING EMO IS NOT COOL ANYMORE (IF IT EVER WAS TO BEGIN WITH). I UPLOAD A LOT OF PHOTOS ONLINE FOR THE BLOG, AND NOTHING PISSES ME OFF QUITE LIKE THE DUMBFUCK EMO PICTURES I SEE AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SCREEN EVERYTIME I TRY TO UPLOAD A PICTURE. AS PER THE FIRST IMAGE COMPLIMENTS OF TINYPIC, "EMO" EVEN HAS ITS OWN DAMN CATEGORY (WHICH IS SOMEHOW MORE IMPORTANT THAT "MICHAEL JACKSON" AND "PEOPLE"). IM SORRY YOU THINK YOURE UGLY, IM SORRY YOU DONT KNOW IF YOU LIKE BOYS OR GIRLS, AND IM SORRY THAT SINCE YOU DONT QUITE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HAIR YOU JUST GREASE IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND THINK THAT IT SOMEHOW MAKES YOU LOOK MYSTERIOUS. IT DOESNT. IM SORRY THAT YOURE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH YOUR BODY SO ONLY TAKE PICUTRES SO CLOSE TO YOUR FACE THAT I SEE YOUR EMO NOSE HAIRS. IM SORRY THAT YOU THINK BEING SO EMO MAKES YOU SO POPULAR THAT YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOUR NAME OR MYSPACE URL ON YOUR PHOTOS WITH PAINT. IM SORRY THAT YOU ARE HIGHLY DELUSIONAL, AND MOST OF ALL IM SORRY THAT I HAVE TO PAY THE CONSEQUENCES OF SEEING YOUR PHOTOS ALL OVER THE DAMN INTERNET. IF YOU WERE REALLY THAT EMO YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT TAKE PHOTOS OF YOURSELF. EITHER WAY, STOP FAKING, STOP POSING, AND JUST TRY AND DEAL WITH LIFE LIKE THE REST OF US.



P.S. I IN NO WAY HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THE ABOVE INDIVIDUALS, THEY JUST TAKE THE PRIZE FOR SOME OF THE EMO-EST PICS. CONGRATS.

LAUREN CONRAD FOR KOHL'S: NICE & BORING. ( 0 )

WORD CAME OUT A WHILE BACK THAT LAUREN CONRAD WOULD BE DOING A LINE FOR KOHL'S DEPARTMENT STORE, AND IN TRUE LC FASHION SHE DELIVERED WITH A NICE & TOTALLY BORING COLLECTION. THIS FIRST LOOK AT THE LINE COMES COURTESY OF THE LATEST SHAPE MAGAZINE AND THE SUPERFAN OVER AT HILLS FREAK. THIS LINE ISNT BAD SO MUCH AS IT IS HORRIBLY TYPICAL AND LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING KOHL'S COULD HAVE COME UP WITH THEMSELVES. I ACTUALLY HOPE THEY DID. BECAUSE IF THEY PAID CONRAD TO COME UP WITH THIS THEN THEY GOT ROYALLY RIPPED OFF. I THINK THAT PEOPLE OFTEN CONFUSE THE FACT THAT LC IS PRETTY WITH THE FACT THAT SHE HAS STYLE. JUST BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY AND CAN PULL OF SOME OF THE PLAINEST SHIT EVER, AND STILL LOOK GOOD, DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT HER WARDROBE IS NOTHING AMAZING. IM NOT IMPRESSED, NOT EXCITED, BUT I KNOW MIDDLE AMERICA IS PROBABLY JUMPING FOR JOY. PRICES FOR THIS LINE WILL RANGE FROM BETWEEN $20-$80. HEY, AT LEAST SHE LOOKS GOOD IN THIS PIECE. WORK YOUR BORING LINE FOR ALL ITS WORTH HONEY. GO GIRL.

WILDFOX. ( 0 )

CAME ACCROSS THE NEW WILDFOX COLLECTION ON BETSEY J AND I THINK I MAY LIKE THE PHOTOS FOR THEIR 2010 COLLECTION MORE THAN I LIKE THE CLOTHES ITSELF. NONETHELESS SOME OF THEIR STUFF IS CUTE. LOVE THE ACID WASH TIGHTLY BELTED SHORTS WITH THE TUCKED IN BAGGY TEE LOOK. THEY ALSO USE A LOT OF CUTE PROPS IN THEIR SHOOT, FOR INSTANCE A STUFFED ANIMAL BENGAL TIGER, AND OF COURSE THAT CA$HHH MONEY. VERY COOL PICS. CHECK OUT THEIR BLOGG FOR MORE INFO AND FOR A LIST OF RETAILERS.

PEEK A BOO BOOTIES. ( 0 )

CAME ACROSS THIS GORGEOUS SHOE CREATION THIS MORNING ON FAR FETCH AND I HAD TO SHARE IT. BEHOLD THE MARC BY MARC JACOBS SUEDE PEEP TOE BOOT, GOING FOR $604. I LOOOOOVEEE THE HEEL! THIS SHOE IS FIRE. GIMME!

HUMP DAY MAN CANDY. ( 0 )

HELLOOOOO JT! THIS MAN CAN SING, DANCE, HE ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD, AND HE HAS MANAGED TO NOT BEAT ANY BITCHES UP YET(TO OUR KNOWLEDGE), OR GET ANYONE PREGGERS. TO CAPITALIZE OFF THIS SOME GENIUS AT GIVENCHY HOOKED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TO BE THE FACE (ASS/ SMILE/ WHAT YOU WILL) OF THE AD CAMPAIGN FOR THEIR NEW PLAY FRAGRANCE, POSITIONING HIM AS THE EMBODIMENT OF THE "PLAY" LIFESTYLE. PLAY ON PLAYA, ALWAYS LOOKING FIONNNEEEEE. ON ANOTHER TOTALLY UNRELATED AND UNIMPORTANT NOTE, I WONDER IF THIS FRAGRANCE SMELLS GOOD. WHO CARES?!?!

OOOOOO BARRACUDA. ( 0 )

IF YOU HAVENT BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK FOR THE PAST YEAR OR SO THEN YOU HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT A-MORIR GEAR BY KERIN ROSE. MOSTLY CONSISTING OF HOT SUNGLASSES THAT HAVE BEEN SEEN ON EVERYONE FROM KATY PERRY TO MARIAH CAREY AND IN LOOKBOOKS FOR MARRIED TO THE MOB AND DIMEPIECE, CASH MONI POSTED ABOUT HER CHAIN SUNGLASSES A WHILE BACK. THE LATEST CREATION TO COME FROM THE DESIGN HOUSE HAS ALREADY BEEN SEEN ON RIHANNA IN THE "RUN THIS TOWN" VIDEO AND IS CALLED THE 'BARRACUDA PYRAMID STUD SUNGLASSES' (FIESTY!). THESE SHADES ARE ENTIRELY COVERED IN SLIGHTLY DISTRESSED STUDS AND WILL COME IN BLACK, SILVER, AND GOLD RETAILING FOR $350. YOU CAN COP A PRESALE PAIR HERE AND YES, YOU CAN SEE THROUGH THEM. FUNCTIONAL AND FASHIONABLE, WHATTA YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

DIY HEARTBREAKER JEANS. ( 0 )

SAW THIS PAIR OF JEANS AND IMMDEIATELY THOUGHT ABOUT HOW EASY IT WOULD BE FOR ME TO DIM. THESE ARE SO CUTE AND I HAVENT SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM YET. GREAT WAY TO REVAMP A NICE PAIR OF ACID WASH JEANS. TO GET THIS LOOK FLIP YOUR JEANS INSIDE OUT AND TAKE A HEART STENCIL (OR GO CRAZY AND FREEHAND) AND DRAW AND CUT THE SHAPE DOWN ONE LEG OF YOUR JEANS. YOU COULD LEAVE IT BARE TO SHOW SOME SKIN OR, AS SHOWN, FILL IN THE CUTOUT WITH SOME LACE. LOOKS SO HOT I WANT TO DO IT. IF YOURE LAZY AND YOU JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE A SIZE XS YOU CAN COP THIS EXACT PAIR AT NASTY GAL FOR $198. SOOO CUTE.

THE KOBE BRYANT HOTEL HOOCHIE RAP. ( 1 )

REALLY THOUGH, THIS BITCH NEEEEDS TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT SHE WASNT ABLE TO SCAM KOBE OUT OF MONEY AND MOVE ON WITH HER LIFE. I AM NEVER IN FAVOR OF RAPE, AND I KNOW THAT CELEBS THINK THEY OWN THE WORLD AND CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER (AND SOME DO), BUT I HAVE NEVER FOR ONE MOMENT THOUGHT THAT KOBE BRYANT RAPED THE HOTEL MAID IN COLORADO. SHE TRIED OUT FOR AMERICAN IDOL FOR GODS SAKE, SHE IS BEGGING FOR SOME SORT OF FAME. NOW THIS DELUSIONAL HUSSY, ALSO KNOWN AS KATELYN FABER, IS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HER SO CALLED "RAPE" BY RAPPING ABOUT IT AT A FREESTYLE?! A) SHE SUCKS AND SHOULD NEVER RAP B) IF SHE REALLY WAS RAPED IM PRETTY SURE IT WOULD BE A SENSITIVE SUBJECT, AND NOT ONE THAT SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A DRUNKEN RAP TO (ESPECIALLY ONE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT). HAVE SOME CLASS WOMAN, YOUR SLUTTY ASS DIDNT MAKE IDOL FOR A REASON. GROTSKYYY. PEEP THE "RAP" AND LYRICS BELOW.


"Check it,
You know how I be,
5 years ago date raped by Kobe,
You know how I be,
5 years ago date raped by Kobe,
I was in Colorado working at a hotel when Kobe rang the bell,
Said bring me some towels then he bend me over a chair, pulling my hair and tore out my bowels,
Kobe bought his wife a diamond to make up for being reckless,
But I also got some bling when he pulled out his thing and gave me a pearl necklace,
Hey you say, look at how she was dressed but I didn’t look my best,
My uniform was a mess, I looked like a Denny’s waitress,
Now I’m taking back the night because what he did to me,
You know it ain’t right,
It was consensual he said,
So Kobe tell me why my ass bled.
So Kobe, tell me why my ass bled.
Everybody, tell me why my ass bled.
Kobe, tell why my ass bled."

OH SNAPP. ( 0 )

HAVING ALREADY PROCLAIMED MY LOVE FOR THE JAPANESE STREET FASHION WEBSITE DROP SNAP I CANT HELP BUT GOING BACK AND CHECKING OUT THE LATEST OUTFIT CREATIONS THESE CUTE ASS PPL COME UP WITH. PEEP MY RECENT FAVES. LOVE LOVE LOVE THE ASIAN CASSIE THING GOING ON IN THE 2ND PIC. SHES AMAZINGLY HOT AND I SOOO WISH I HAD THE BALLS TO SHAVE HALF MY HEAD (NOT TO MENTION THAT PROBABLY WOULDNT GO SO WELL AT WORK). AMAZING. TAKE ME TO JAPAN.

MY D*CK DONT FIT DOWN THE CHIMNEY, YOUR D*CK LOOKS LIKE A KID FROM THE PHILLIPPINES. ( 0 )

BECAUSE I'M IN THIS TYPE OF MOOD (NOT BECAUSE I HAVE A DICK. NO TRANNY HERE). AND ALSO BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF TIM THE VEGAS CAB DRIVER/ DRUG DEALER/ PROSTITUTE SLANGER. OHHH THE PPL YOU MEET IN VEGAS. THERE ARE SOOOO MANY THINGS I CAN SAY TO COMMENT ON A SONG LIKE THIS. THE BLOG POSTS COULD BE ENDLESS. INSTEAD I THINK I WILL JUST LET THE MUSIC PLAY AND LET THESE MALES CLOWN ON EACHOTHERS CROTCHAL REGIONS WHILE ALL THE LADIES THINK ABOUT THE SILLYNESS OF IT ALL. Y'ALL CAN ARGUE WITH EACHOTHER ALL YOU WANT ABOUT WHOS JUNK IS BIGGER BUT YOUR OPINIONS ARENT THE ONES THAT MATTER NOW ARE THEY. LOL. ENJOY... MY DICK (THAT SOUNDS BAD) COURTESY OF MICKEY AVALON AND IMEEM.

My Dick - Mickey Avalon

CHAINED UP. ( 0 )

FOUND THIS COURTESY OF THE GIRLS OVER AT DONT TRIP YET. PEEP THE CHAIN RING BY VALERIE RUBINACCIO. THE RING ITSELF IS HOT. THE PERSON "MODELING" IT, NOT SO MUCH. I WOULD LOVE TO OWN ONE OF THESE BABIES BUT THE 2ND PICTURE WITH THE WOMAN'S GUT BUSTING OUT OF HER LEOPARD OUTFIT JUST DOES NOT MAKE IT THAT APPEALING. REALLY THOUGH?! ALL WE NEEDED WAS A DECENT HAND TO SEE THE RING ON (GRANTED THE NAILS LOOK DOPE) BUT WTF. THERE WAS NO NEED AT ALLLLLL FOR ANYONE TO EVER SEE THAT LADIES BELLY. ANYWAYS, IF DESPITE THE MUFFIN TOP YOU STILL LIKE THE RING, YOU CAN COP IT AT PATRICIA FIELD FOR $69. THERE ARE A COUPLE COLORS AND THEY ARE ALL ADJUSTABLE.