I MUST ADMIT THAT I FEEL A BIT GUILTY WHEN I GET TOO DAMN EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW
TWILIGHT MOVIE. I DID SOME SERIOUS HATING ON THE FIRST FLICK WHEN IT CAME OUT, AND ALL THE FREAKS WHO CRY AND DROOL ABOUT IT LIKE THE BEATLES ARE BACK IN CONCERT, BUT AFTER WAITING FOR THE DVD RELEASE AND FINALLY SITTING DOWN AT HOME TO SEE WHAT THE BIG FUSS WAS ABOUT IT PAINED ME TO ADMIT THAT IT WASNT THAT BAD. THAT IN FACT I ACTUALLY LIKED IT. NOW THAT I HAVE OVERCOME MY ISSUES WITH THIS SAGA, & AM GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW INSTALLMENT, ONE THING THAT I STILL CANT GET OVER IS THE BIG STINK OVER ROBERT PATTINSON. REALLY THOUGH?! HOW IS THIS GUY THE NEW HEARTHROB? IN MY DAY WE KEPT IT COOL WITH BABES LIKE JTT (WHO I NOW REALIZE STOOD AT A GNOME'S HEIGHT OF 4 FT TALL), ANDREW KEEGAN (STILL HOT), AND DEVON SAWA (DONT ASK). NOWADAYS PRE-PUBESCENT GIRLS BE GOING BATSHIT CRAZY (SEE MY POST ON
BATSHIT CRAZY) ABOUT THIS DUDE WHEN HES A SCRAWNY, PALE, GREASY LOOKING DITRY DOUCHE. ASIDE FROM HIS ABILITIES AS A SPIDER MONKEY IN THE FIRST FILM I REALLY DONT SEE THE BIG DEAL. TAYLOR LAUTNER ON THE OTHER HAND, IS FUCKING HOT. TO FURTHER DELVE INTO THIS ISSUE LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THE TWO IN SOME SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISONS.


HELLO?! IS THERE SOMETHING IM MISSING? LOOK AT TAYLOR AND LOOK AT THAT OTHER GUY...I WANT TO WASH MY WEEKS LAUNDRY ON TAYLORS STOMACH AND I WANT TO FEED ROB TO MY DOG BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HES DYING ANYWAYS. AND YES, I AM WELL AWARE HES PLAYING A VAMPIRE BUT THE DUDE LOOKS LIKE THAT REGARDLESS! ALRIGHT NOW THAT I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LAME FOR DEVOTING THIS LONG OF A POST TO TWILIGHT (BARF I KNOW) LETS TAKE A LOOK AT SOME BIGGER FREAKS TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER. TWILIGHT TATTOO ANYONE?