"LONG LIVE THE KING" TRIBUTE TEES.

NEFF HEADWEAR HAS RELEASED THESE VERY LIMITED EDITION "LONG LIVE THE KING" MJ TRIBUTE TEES TO COMMEMORATE ONE OF THE SADDEST DEATHS IN MY LIFETIME. I'M NOT REALLY DOWN FOR PPL MAKING $$ OF OTHER PPL'S DEATH (ESPECIALLY OFF MICHAEL JACKSONS) BUT I SUPPORT THIS FOR DOING IT TASTEFULLY AND WITH HONOR AND STYLE. WANT ONE SOOOOO BAD. THEYRE EPIC.


IMAGES VIA VAPORS MAG.

BETSEY JOHNSON HANDING OVER THE THRONE?

WORD ON THE STREETS (VIA NYLON MAG) IS THAT THE QUEEN OF SPUNK BETSEY JOHNSON MAY BE RETIRING AFTER HER SEPTEMBER SHOW. SHE SAID SHE ALREADY HAS A SUCCESSOR IN LINE AND EVEN THOUGH I'M SURE THAT WHOEVER TAKES THE THRONE WILL BE HIGHLY CAPABLE AND FASHIONABLE, I DOUBT ANYONE CAN MATCH BETSEY'S PERSONA. SHE IS THE FACE AND IMAGE OF THE BRAND AND IF SHE DOES RETIRE I THINK SHE WILL BE MISSED DEARLY. ROCK ON BETSEY, DO YOUR THANGGG GIRL.

BRO TUBE TOPS, ALL THE RAGE.

I SAW THIS VIA THE LIPSTICK DIARIES AND I HAD TO REPOST, PEEP THE SCARRY THING THAT IS THE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER SPRING 2010 MENS LINE. IF YOU ARE EVER SO OBSERVANT YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THESE FLASHY DESIGNS CONSIST OF TUBE TOPS AND SLEVELESS FEMALE-LIKE SHIRTS FOR MEN, COVERED IN SEQUINCE. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK?! HIDEOUS!!! LOOKS LIKE ALL ALL-MALE VERSION OF THE SPICE GIRLS. FUGZ X 4857938475935!! NOTE TO ALL MEN WHO WANT TO LOOK GOOD: DO NOT WEAR THESE. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT WEARING THESE. PLEASE FORGET THESE EXIST. THANK YOU.

SPREADING EPIDEMIC: THE CAMELTOE.

SAD TO SAY BUT I SAW THIS COMING. I KNEW THE CAMELTOE EPIDEMIC WAS SPREADING OUT OF CONTROL AND I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WITH SOME OF MY PREVIOUS POSTS BUT IT SEEMS I HAVE FAILED. IT AMAZES ME HOW CELEBRITIES CAN HIRE BODYGAURDS TO PROTECT THEM AND STILL THEY CANNOT PROTECT THIER OWN VAGINAS FROM BEING EXPOSED IN THE MOST WRETCHED AND STANK OF ALL FEMALE FASHION STATEMENTS, THE CAMELTOE. LET US GO OVER A COUPLE OF WAYS THAT WOMEN CAN PROTECT THEIR COOCH FROM THIS OUTFIT RUINING PREDATOR:
1) BUY PANTS THAT FIT! I KNOW WE ALL LIKE A NICE SNUG FIT BUT DONT SACRIFICE THE DIGNITY OF YOUR VAGE FOR THAT BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW HOT THE PANT, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAMELTOE WAVING HELLO TO ALL ONCOMING TRAFFIC
2) WEAR APPROPRIATE UNDERWEAR, HELL...WEAR UNDERWEAR PERIOD! SOME OUTFITS DONT REQUIRE DRAWS AND I CAN APPRECIATE THE WOMAN WHO WANTS TO STAY AIRDRIED. SOME OUTFITS ON THE OTHER HAND MOST DEFINITELY REQUIRE UNDERWEAR. THIS INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO PRODUCTS MADE OF SPANDEX, THIN MATERIAL, EXTREMELY TIGHT PRODUCTS, ETC. FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE TIPS AND STAY CAMELTOE FREE. DO YOUR PART TO PREVENT FRONTAL WEDGIES EVERYWHERE.

MWM PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

AMAZINGGGGG ART INSTALLATION/ EXHIBIT BY MWM TITLED PARALLEL UNIVERSE. RUNNING AT THE POP GALLERY (ROJO) IN SAN PAULO, BRAZIL UNTIL JULY 25. IF YOURE OUT THERE HOLLER AT THE EXHIBIT, MOST SPECIFICALLY THE MURAL, AND TAKE ME WITH YOU.

LESS MONEY FOR MONEY.

DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT I LOOOVE ME SOME CLAWMONEY PRODUCTS. THE LADY GRAFF PHENOM IS AT IT AGAIN BY OFFERING THIS HUGE SALE IN HONOR OF THE 4TH. WAY MORE APPEALING TO ME PERSONALLY THAN SOME FIREWORKS. SHOPPING IS A SPORT, DONT TRIP! PEEP THE SALE FOR 50% OFF SHADES AND 30% OFF CLOTHING. HURRY UP BEFORE I BUY EVERYTHING UP.

MONDAY MUSIC.

TODAY'S MUSIC ROUNDUP IS GOING TO SPOTLIGHT LAURYN HILL, AKA L BOOGIE, FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT SHE IS UTTERLY AMAZING. KICK BACK, SING ALONG, OR DRINK A 40, WHETHER SHES PART OF THE FUGEES OR NOT, MS.HILL KILLS IT.

FACIAL EVOLUTION OF MJ.

TOTALLY KNEW IT WAS ONLY TIME BEFORE SOMETHING LIKE THIS CAME OUT BUT THIS IS MOST DEF A TRIP. PEEP THE ARTISTIC RENDITION OF THE FACIAL EVOLUTION OF MICHAEL JACKSON BROUGHT TO US BY NOTCOT. THIS MAKES ME SAD. MICHAEL JACKSON WAS SUCH A GOOD LOOKING BLACK MAN AND HE HAD TO GO AND FUCK HIMSELF UP WITH ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY. STILL LOVE HIM. CRAZY MAD ART PIECE.

BET AWARDS SMASHIN FASHION.

I DIDNT BOTHER TO WATCH THE BET AWARDS BUT I AM MOST DEF GONNA TAKE MY TIME AND SHOWCASE THE OUTFITS/GETUPS/HURR & MAKEUP THAT I THINK IS WORTHY OF A LITTLE PRAISE (&THOSE THAT SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME).
KERI HILSON: LOVE THE WHOLE THING. HER HAIR LOOKS CUTE AND UNPRETENTIOUS AND HER DRESS LOOKS AMAZING ON HER. ONLY SHE CAN ROCK A HALF BLACK, HALF BLONDE MINI JERRY CURL & ON ANYONE ELSE THIS DRESS HAS THE POSSIBILITY OF LOOKING LIKE AN UTTER CLUSTERFUCK, BUT THE SIMPLE SILOUHETTE WITH SOME CRAZY FUN COLORFUL PATTERNS LOOKS BANGIN ON KERI. HER BEAUTIFUL FACE AND ANGELIC VOICE HELP HER IMAGE TOO IM SURE. GOOD JOB MAMA.
YE & AMBER ROSE: ITS KIND OF AMAZING THAT KANYE IS NOT WEARING A SPACE SUIT, MULLET, OR SOME OTHER FREAKISHLY UGLY/WEIRD ENSEMBLE. I DONT KNOW IF AMBER ROSE IS A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YE BUT THEY LOOK DAMNED GOOD TOGETHER SPORTING A SIMPLE YET STILL HIGHLY FASHIONABLE LOOK. AMBER'S CREAM COLORED SIMPLE DRESS W/ THE HOT PINK PUMPS AND SLIGHLTY HOT PINK LIPS IS HOT. CREAM ON THE INSIDE, CLEAN ON THE OUTSIDE.

BEYONCE: HOW ABOUT NO!?! I'VE NEVER SEEN BEE LOOK SO TORE UP. HER HAIR LOOKS NAPPY AND ALL OVER THE PLACE, HER SHOES ARE FUGZ, AND SHES POSING LIKE ONE OF THE UNPORPORTIONED MANNEQUINS YOU FIND IN SANTEE ALLEY, STICKING OUT THEIR T&A. WHAT THE EFFF BEYONCE, VERY UNLIKE YOU.

FRIDAY GIMME.

I'M PRETTY SURE I NEED THIS NOW. LIPS AND EYES RING SET FROM NASTY GAL, GOING FOR $52. ITS WEIRD AND COOL ENOUGH TO BE FASHIONABLE AND WOULD BE QUITE A TOOL IN FREAKING OUT PPL AND SMALL CHILDREN. LOVE IT.

SNEAK PEEK LOUIS VUTTON F/W 2009-10.

MADONNA IS GOING TO BE THE FACE FOR THE FALL/ WINTER 2009-10 AD CAMPAIGN FOR LOUIS VUTTON. THEIR LAST CAMPAIGN FEATURING THE QUEEN OF POP WAS HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL AND I GUESS THE AD PPL ARE TRYING TO REPLICATE THAT SUCCESS ESPECIALLY WITH A RECESSION ON THEIR HANDS AND LUXURY ITEMS NOT DOING AS WELL. GOOD LUCK.

DEAR MJ,

THERE REALLY ARE NO WORDS TO EXPLAIN HOW DEEPLY SADDENED I AM BY MICHEAL JACKSON'S DEATH. YESTERDAY AMIDST THE NEWS I COULDNT EVEN BRING MYSELF TO POST ABOUT IT BECAUSE I COULDNT CONTROL MY EMOTIONS. I SAT AT MY DESK AT WORK AND CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. HE DESERVES THAT FROM ME. YES AT TIMES HE DID THINGS THAT WERE QUESTIONABLE, BUT NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE DID I QUESTION HIS SHEER TALENT, AND NEVER ONCE DID I NOT APPRECIATE HIS CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD. I GREW UP WITH MICHEAL JACKSON. ME AND MY SISTER WOULD SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV AND PLAY MOONWALKER EVERYDAY. WE HAD THAT SHIT ON REPEAT. CAPTAIN EO (WHICH OPENED THE YEAR I WAS BORN) WAS MY FAVORITE RIDE AT DISNEYLAND AND I WAS DEVESTATED WHEN THEY CHANGED IT. I OWN ALL HIS RECORDS ON VINYL AND USED TO PLAY THEM ON MY DAD'S OLD RECORD PLAYER WHEN I WAS LIKE 10. MY LOVE FOR MICHAEL JACKSON AND HIS MUSIC IS NOTHING NEW. WHEN I WAS 3 I WAS SO IN LOVE WITH HIS PERSONA AND TALENT THAT MY PARENTS HIRED A MJ IMPERSONATOR TO COME TO MY BDAY PARTY (HENCE THE PIC BELOW OF MINI ME AND SOME CREEP ASS IMITATOR. DEFINITELY NOT THE REAL THING). THROUGHOUT THE YEARS I HAVE CONTINUED TO BE A FAN. BUYING ALL THE NUMBER 1'S, NEW ALBUMS, OLD ALBUMS, YOU NAME IT. MY BF IS A DJ AND I REMEMBER ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I EVER TOLD HIM WAS "IF YOURE DEALING WITH A ROUGH CROWD, PLAY MJ. EVERYONE LOVES MJ." HE CROSSED LANGUAGES AND INTERNATIONAL BORDERS. I REMEMBER MY ABUELITA, A CONSERVATIVE TRADITIONAL OLD MEXICAN LADY, USED TO GO AROUND GRABBING HER CROTCH AND SCREAMING JUST BECAUSE SHE KNEW HOW MUCH WE LOVED HIM. THATS THE POWER OF MJ. JUST WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW IS BRINGING TEARS TO MY EYES BECAUSE I FEEL THAT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND THE WORLD HAS LOST SOMETHING THAT CAN NEVER BE REPLACED. THIS IS JOHN LENNON FOR MY GENERATION AND I AM SORRY THAT MY KIDS (WHEN I HAVE THEM) WILL NEVER EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENON THAT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AT HIS BEST. IN MY <3 ALWAYS.

HOLY BATHINGSUIT HEAVEN.

HOLEEEEE SHIT. AS A PERSON WHO BUYS ABOUT 4.5 BATHINGSUITS/ BIKINI'S PER SUMMER I KNOW MY SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO UNDERWATER-WEAR. THAT BEING SAID, THE HERVE LEGER BY MAX AZRIA SPRING/SUMMER 2009 LINE OF SUITS IS FUCKING HAUTE! THE BANDAGE LOOK THAT HAS BEEN APPLIED TO EVERY DRESS HAS BEEN TURNED INTO AN ARRAY OF SEXY SUITS WITH VARIOUS STYLES. GIMMEEEEE!

FASHION PAPERIE.

TALK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL FASHION ILLUSTRATION. SABINE PIEPER CREATES SOME OF THE MOST GORGEOUS PAPER INFUSED FASHION ILLUSTRATIONS AND HAS DONE WORKS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLINIQUE, YSL, ETC. THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT ILLUSTRATIONS THAT I HIGHLY SUGGEST EVERYONE GO TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEBSITE FOR THEMSELVES BECAUSE I CANNOT POSSIBLY DO JUSTICE TO HER WORK WITH THESE FEW PICS BELOW. GET IT GIRL. SERIOUSSS.

SUPERDEUX MICKEY MOUSE.

I'M ALL ABOUT PRODUCTS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LESS JUVENILE FOR STILL LOVING DISNEYLAND AND MICKEY MOUSE AS MUCH AS I DID WHEN I WAS THREE. WITH THAT IN MIND PEEP THE NEW MICKEY MOUSE BY SUPERDEUX. THIS TOY WAS MADE AS PART OF A COLLABO WITH DISNEY SO THE THING IS LEGIT. ZIPPER EYES AND A PINK NOSE. NO WORD YET ON A RELEASE DATE BUT I'M LOVING IT.

TRACE.

LOOOOOVE THE PIECES IN THIS EDITORIAL FROM TRACE MAGAZINE. SAW ONE OF THEM ON ONE OF MY FAVE BLOGS SOME NOTES ON NAPKINS AND WHEN I WENT TO THE MAG SITE TO FURTHER INVESTIGATE I FOUND LOTS OF GOOD EYE CANDY AND FUN READS. THIS PIECE WAS STILL PARTICULARLY STRIKING AS I'M ALL ABOUT THE BLACK TEXTURE ITEMS AGAINST THE BRIGHT TURQUOISE/BLUE BACKGROUND. TALK ABOUT AN EYEGASM.


P.S. JUST WANTED TO MAKE NOTE THAT I AM WELL AWARE THAT SEVERAL OF MY RECENT POSTS ARE VERY BOOBIE FLASH-FRIENDLY AND I HAVE NO OTHER REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT BOOBS ARE HOT. THEYRE ART. USE EM LADIES.

T&A.

THE POST-FEMINIST IN ME WENT BIZURK WHEN I FOUND THE ART OF FERNANDO VICENTE. A LITTLE NAUGHTY AND A LITTLE POLITICALLY INCORRECT, OR CORRECT DEPENDING ON HOW YOU VIEW IT, THESE PIECES FROM HIS "ANATOMICOS" COLLECTION ARE AMAZINGLY TITILATING. LOVE THE DIAL NIPPLE TOUCH.


THIS BITCH IS SO HARDCORE THAT NOT ONLY DOES SHE PULL A CASSIE AND SHAVE HALF HER HEAD, SHE ACTUALLY SHAVES OFF HALF HER SKULL EXPOSING HER BRAIN. HOTTTT, LOVE$ IT.

YE x LV.

SNEEK PEEK AT THE NEW LOUIS VUTTON LINE OF SNEAKERS BY KANYE WEST. I LIKE THE BELOW PAIRS BUT I DEFINITELY SAW SOME UGLIER ONES THAT I AM GOING TO HATE ON BY NOT POSTING.



PHOTOS COURTESY OF HIGH SNOBIETY.

VOGUE NIPPON JUNE 09.

NEVER BEEN A BIG FAN OF MODEL DEVON AOKI BUT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS EDITORIAL SHE DID FOR THE JUNE 2009 ISSUE OF VOGUE NIPPON TITLED BAD MOOD. GOT TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. VERY HOT. SEXY GEAR, CAT EARS, A MILK BOWL, AND PURRING POSITION. OOOO WEEE.

NEON NAILS DID.

TODAY'S NAILS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU WITH NEON INSPIRATION. LOVE ME SOME OF THESE DESIGN SCHEMES. HOT.


AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NEON BUT ITS A NAIL TRAIN WRECK AND I HAD TO INCLUDE IT. SPONGEBOB NAILS DID... REALLY THOUGH?! NOT QUITE DOIN IT FOR ME. LOLZ.

YABBA DABBA DUNKS.

LOVE THESE NIKE BIG HIGH DINO FLINSTONE DUNKS. WANT THEM, GIMME!


PHOTOS COURTESY OF MORESAY.COM

WHOS THAT BALD GIRL?

NOT A HUGE FAN OF PPL WHO ARE FAMOUS FOR NOTHING. CUE AMBER ROSE FOR eMODA'S LOOKBOOK. THE WHOLE THING INCLUDES AN ARTICLE BUT IM MORE INTERESTED IN THE PHOTOS. AT LEAST SHE LOOKS GOOD. WORK IT BALDY.