R KELLY WANTS TO KNOCK YOU UP.

BIRTH CONTROL AND CONDOMS HAVE A NEW ARCH NEMISIS, AND HIS NAME IS R KELLY. APPARENTLY R KELLY WANTS TO GET EVERYONE PREGNANT. THOUGH NOT A SURPRISE THAT KELLY FEELS THE NEED TO KNOCK UP A FEMALE OR TWO (WITH THE COOL FACTOR ASSOCIATED WITH SPREADING MAN SEED AFTER WEEZY HAS LIKE 6 KIDS BEING BORN BY 5 WOMEN), WHAT IS A SURPRISE IS THAT HE FELT THE NEED TO CROON OUT A SONG ABOUT IT. A LITTLE ROUGH ON MATERIAL NOWADAYS KELLY? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CLOSET FULL O' MARVELOUS SEMI-OPERATIC PRODUCTION SONGS?? AND PPL SAY ITS THE CHICKS WHO GET KNOCKED UP TO TRAP A MAN...NOTE TO YOUR VAGINA'S LADIES: R KELLY IS ON THE LOOSE AND LOOKING TO MAKE YOU HIS NEXT BABY MAMA.