TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE.

STILL IN DISBELIEF AND SHOCK AT THE EXPLOSION OF "ARTISTS" LIKE SOULJA BOY AND THE NEW BOYZ, MY SHOCK WAS TAKEN TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL AS I WITNESSED THE MUSIC-SCENE AND DANCAGE AT MY COUSIN'S SWEET SIXTEEN THIS WEEKEND. AS I SAT THERE THIS WKND, WATCHING THESE KIDS DANCE, I HEARD A WHOLE SLEW OF SONGS BY ACTS SUCH AS THIS AND THE ONE THING THEY ALL HAD IN COMMON WAS THE KITCHY DANCE INCORPORATED WITH THEM. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME SONGS W/ DANCES HAVE BEEN POPULAR (TOOTSIE ROLL, MACARENA, APACHE, THE HUSTLE, ETC) BUT THIS IS MOST DEF THE FIRST TIME THAT THERE HAS BEEN SUCH A HIGH VOLUME OF SONGS DEPENDANT ON A NOTABLE DANCE ALL SAYING THE SAME THING. ON THE REAL, MOST OF THIS MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE SHIT & PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. OUT OF ALL THE SONGS OF THE NIGHT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BEAT I COULD STAND WAS THIS SONG "TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE" (STUPIDEST NAME EVER). THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS AND I HAD TO SHARE. IF YOU WANT TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE THATS HILARIOUS THINK OF ME SITTING IN 4 HOURS OF THIS MUSIC WATCHING KIDS GRIND UP AGAINST WALLS AND ON EACH OTHER IN SCATTERED CHAIRS AROUND THE DANCE FLOOR. ITS THE KIND OF THING THAT MAKES YOU NEVER WANT TO HAVE KIDS FOR THE FEAR THAT THEY WOULD DO THAT...OR WORSE.