BITE ME.

LAME AS IT IS I AM EXCITED FOR THE NEW INSTALLMENT OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA, NEW MOON TO COME OUT! I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT AND IM NOT TOTALLY SURE WHETHER IT IS BECAUSE OF CURIOSITY OF HOW GOOD IT WILL BE/ TAYLOR LAUTNER'S HOT BOD/ THE NEED TO HATE ON R.PATZ OR WHAT BUT EITHER WAY I WANT TO SEE IT. I DO NOT HOWEVER WANT/ UNDERSTAND THESE UNDERWEAR! R.PATZ UNDIES WITH HIS MOUTH & SIGNATURE ON THE CROTCH. WHAT THE FUCKKK?! EVEN THOUGH I KNOW A LOT OF NORMAL R.PATZ FANS, NOT TO BE A BITCH BUT THIS TOTALLY PREPETUATES THE IDEA OF THE HARDCORE TWILIGHT FAN NERD/ STALKER/ CREEP. SITTING @ HOME, READING THE BOOK OVER AND OVER WHILE EATING 12 TWINKIES, IN YOUR R.PATZ UNDERWEAR, GETTING ALL HOT & BOTHERED KNOWING THAT HIS MOUTH IS RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS (YOUR COOCH HAS NEVER SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY EITHER SO IT IS BASICALLY A VAMPIRE ALSO. MIGHT AS WELL LET E.CULLEN TAKE A BITE).


FOR MORE TWILIGHT GOODS VISIT WHATTHEFORKS?!?!.