SPREADING EPIDEMIC: THE CAMELTOE.

SAD TO SAY BUT I SAW THIS COMING. I KNEW THE CAMELTOE EPIDEMIC WAS SPREADING OUT OF CONTROL AND I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WITH SOME OF MY PREVIOUS POSTS BUT IT SEEMS I HAVE FAILED. IT AMAZES ME HOW CELEBRITIES CAN HIRE BODYGAURDS TO PROTECT THEM AND STILL THEY CANNOT PROTECT THIER OWN VAGINAS FROM BEING EXPOSED IN THE MOST WRETCHED AND STANK OF ALL FEMALE FASHION STATEMENTS, THE CAMELTOE. LET US GO OVER A COUPLE OF WAYS THAT WOMEN CAN PROTECT THEIR COOCH FROM THIS OUTFIT RUINING PREDATOR:
1) BUY PANTS THAT FIT! I KNOW WE ALL LIKE A NICE SNUG FIT BUT DONT SACRIFICE THE DIGNITY OF YOUR VAGE FOR THAT BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW HOT THE PANT, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAMELTOE WAVING HELLO TO ALL ONCOMING TRAFFIC
2) WEAR APPROPRIATE UNDERWEAR, HELL...WEAR UNDERWEAR PERIOD! SOME OUTFITS DONT REQUIRE DRAWS AND I CAN APPRECIATE THE WOMAN WHO WANTS TO STAY AIRDRIED. SOME OUTFITS ON THE OTHER HAND MOST DEFINITELY REQUIRE UNDERWEAR. THIS INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO PRODUCTS MADE OF SPANDEX, THIN MATERIAL, EXTREMELY TIGHT PRODUCTS, ETC. FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE TIPS AND STAY CAMELTOE FREE. DO YOUR PART TO PREVENT FRONTAL WEDGIES EVERYWHERE.